February 2012
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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FACT: Due to their attraction to the letter "A",...
Feb 12th
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Feb 9th
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9th District Court of Appeals has announced that...
Posting this. Not my usual hipster/funny or anything, but damn exciting. Here’s the actual summary. The last paragraph is boss.  The panel majority determined that in taking away the designation of “marriage,” while leaving in place all the substantive rights and responsibilities of same-sex partners, Proposition 8 could not have reasonably been enacted to promote...
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
7 posts
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Anonymous asked: What do you think of kissing?
Jan 31st
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sniffing-flowers asked: your blog is fantastic!
Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 9th
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Auto·Cake·suality
This blog is great! <3 You are hilarious and a totally refreshing read. I am a very happy grace right now. :) (Cake jokes ARE STILL FUNNY even though they are so overdone, and this blog combines two of my favorite other things: ace jokes and hipster jokes!) Thanks for the awesome note elebuufish! I’m glad you like the blog. After reading your note, I thought I’d try my hand at...
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
6 posts
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Asexyderp.tumblr.com →
I’ve started a personal tumblr full of my art, ramblings, tinychat stuff, and things I find funny. I figured I might as well make one to help keep asexyhipster a bit more focused on hipster ace macros. Feel free to check it out. If you ask me a question there, I’ll draw a derpy sketch as a response. :) http://asexyderp.tumblr.com/
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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November 2011
5 posts
niblet007 asked: I've just watched your video on Acesomniacs and I must say I thoroughly enjoyed your impression of your younger self!! I think I'll be laughing about it for days!!! SO FUNNY! :D
Nov 28th
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That awkward moment when a movie shoehorns in an empty love plot/scene and it’s all like: And I’m all like:  Hurry this shit up! This is what I came to see: 
Nov 23rd
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soulspiders-deactivated20111222 asked: my week has been full of hate and prejudice and anti everything and then i found your blog and it even has demisexual on it and i just want to hug you ok. your blog made my night. its cool to remember there are other people like me out there, and that theres still nice people, you know?
Nov 23rd
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Nov 14th
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Anonymous asked: How can you not be attracted to anyone? ugh i don't mean to be rude but i really do not understand it. You just never want to have sex? like tfdngjtggdf what i'm sorry don't post this if you find it offensive lol
Nov 7th
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October 2011
3 posts
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Oct 25th
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I'll probably end up marrying food. →
 GPOY —- Oh cake yeah. <3
Oct 15th
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Oct 12th
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September 2011
6 posts
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Sep 27th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 10th
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dreamergrrl asked: I <3 your blog. Are you going to ace prom tomorrow?
Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
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August 2011
7 posts
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THE HORRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT ACE PORN
(censored for your own protection)   ಠ_ಠ While not all asexuals indulge in ace porn, many become hopelessly dependent on it. The images below are not intended to shock you, but to educate you about this growing problem. 1+2: Kittens subjected to pixelated torture!This is about as mainstream as it gets.  3: Mechanized transdimensional scandal! 4: Professional Ace Porn ...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 10th
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iliketutlez asked: I'm asexual too :D
Aug 9th
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Aug 2nd
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July 2011
14 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you ever get butterflies over someone?
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Don't Let's Be Desperate.
  Anonymous asked you:Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I’m feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username ‘lolsummer69’. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.   I’ve received 4 of...
Jul 24th
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Regular porn? So cliche... (ace cuddle sutra... →
Jul 21st
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Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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AFK
:( Bro in hospital with rare brain condition which causes clusters of aneurysms. A few of them burst. Problem is fixed. Recovery is now. Assessing brain damage, teaching him to talk again. I’ve taught him a bit of sign language to help communicate. He told me he wants to kick ass and get through this like a locamotive. My bro is f*cking amazing. (this post was neither hipster, nore ace;...
Jul 9th
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Submit Page/Link Online.
…don’t judge me. It’s not like this shouldn’t have been fixed ages ago. Seriously, though, here’s a composite template and here are the pieces (some assembly required, so if you don’t know photoshop then just use the dang template).  Submit: http://asexyhipster.tumblr.com/submit Basic Template: lolwut? Template Pieces (zipped file): totallynotavirus Maybe...
Jul 4th
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