Asexy Hipster

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February 2013

2 posts

nextstepcake: greenchestnuts: eoinchristophermacken: “youre not asexual, you just need a good lay” … nope. Still asexual. yeah, no, that didn’t work either. Still ace.

January 2013

1 post

December 2012

1 post

October 2012

2 posts

It's just a phase.

September 2012

3 posts

Asexuals Exist or Something, Says Book, But They...

queenieofaces: By SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE FACT-CHECKING PUBLISHED: 17:43 EST, 8 September 2012 Caption: Asexuals enjoy baking, but they don’t believe in heart-shaped cookies, and thus smash them in hate-filled rage. Roughly 1% of the world’s population is ‘asexual,’ according to experts. This means that 70 million people feel no sexual attraction to other human beings, which...

July 2012

3 posts

acefaces: doctorcaptainnothing: Ace Poster 2 by ~Hollabaloo YUSSSSSS Because it is my mission in life to be objectionable. Oh wait, what I meant to say was accurate. Oh wait, what I really meant to say is awesome. (cake free since 03; that’s right, ruining all the stereotypes. Pie lovers are the deviants of the asexual realm and one day I will be lord of the secretive pie...

Happy Birthday USA

or as I like to call it FREEDOM DAY. (in america)

June 2012

2 posts

May 2012

2 posts

March 2012

2 posts

Anonymous asked: I might be mistaken but I think that last photo is from Gilmore Girls and the women are mother and daughter. Just sayin'. :D

February 2012

7 posts

FACT: Due to their attraction to the letter "A",...

9th District Court of Appeals has announced that...

Posting this. Not my usual hipster/funny or anything, but damn exciting. Here’s the actual summary. The last paragraph is boss. The panel majority determined that in taking away the designation of “marriage,” while leaving in place all the substantive rights and responsibilities of same-sex partners, Proposition 8 could not have reasonably been enacted to promote...

January 2012

7 posts

Anonymous asked: What do you think of kissing?

threecheersforqueers asked: your blog is fantastic!

Auto·Cake·suality

This blog is great! <3 You are hilarious and a totally refreshing read. I am a very happy grace right now. :) (Cake jokes ARE STILL FUNNY even though they are so overdone, and this blog combines two of my favorite other things: ace jokes and hipster jokes!) Thanks for the awesome note elebuufish! I’m glad you like the blog. After reading your note, I thought I’d try my hand at...

December 2011

6 posts

Asexyderp.tumblr.com →

I’ve started a personal tumblr full of my art, ramblings, tinychat stuff, and things I find funny. I figured I might as well make one to help keep asexyhipster a bit more focused on hipster ace macros. Feel free to check it out. If you ask me a question there, I’ll draw a derpy sketch as a response. :) http://asexyderp.tumblr.com/

November 2011

5 posts

niblet007-deactivated20130121 asked: I've just watched your video on Acesomniacs and I must say I thoroughly enjoyed your impression of your younger self!! I think I'll be laughing about it for days!!! SO FUNNY! :D

That awkward moment when a movie shoehorns in an empty love plot/scene and it’s all like: And I’m all like: Hurry this shit up! This is what I came to see:

soulspiders-deactivated20111222 asked: my week has been full of hate and prejudice and anti everything and then i found your blog and it even has demisexual on it and i just want to hug you ok. your blog made my night. its cool to remember there are other people like me out there, and that theres still nice people, you know?

Anonymous asked: How can you not be attracted to anyone? ugh i don't mean to be rude but i really do not understand it. You just never want to have sex? like tfdngjtggdf what i'm sorry don't post this if you find it offensive lol

October 2011

3 posts

I'll probably end up marrying food. →

GPOY —- Oh cake yeah. <3

September 2011

6 posts