Sex to me isn’t something bad, it’s just something rather strange and irrelevant. Imagine something bizarre but totally harmless, like being dipped into a giant vat of warm garlic flavored mashed potatoes. Messy? Oh yeah. Yummy? Sure. Nutritious? Hells yeah (potatoes are pretty great). Would I try it at least once? For the luls, sure. However, it’s not something I would want to pattern my life around. Without the vat of potatoes, I would continue to be a complete person who leads a good life.
Just cause I’m not into it doesn’t mean I hate it or look down on others. I just have better things to do.
Reblogged from my personal tumblr. Because of reasons.
I have no idea what show this is from so I’m just going to fill in the blanks as I see them:
Mutual cake attraction followed by a steamy asexy romance which blossoms until some third party pie-lover comes between them creating delectable drama. Also, with the cinematography of a cheap soap opera and a food fight near the climax.
(They should totally eat cake together)
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
I think of kissing like I think of math. Sounds great in theory, though I’m probably terrible at the execution. No way to know for sure because I’ve never done it/had a tutor, but I am open to the idea.
Asked by threecheersforqueers threecheersforqueers
Thanks! It’s great that people like this place. If anyone has macro/funny ideas, feel free to submit them. :D
This blog is great! <3 You are hilarious and a totally refreshing read. I am a very happy grace right now. :) (Cake jokes ARE STILL FUNNY even though they are so overdone, and this blog combines two of my favorite other things: ace jokes and hipster jokes!)
Thanks for the awesome note elebuufish! I’m glad you like the blog. After reading your note, I thought I’d try my hand at cake jokes for a change. They certainly are mainstream, but maybe my demented brain can throw a delectable spin on things. That or confuse everyone. :)