Asexy Hipster

Asexy Pontification #9000

Sex to me isn’t something bad, it’s just something rather strange and irrelevant. Imagine something bizarre but totally harmless, like being dipped into a giant vat of warm garlic flavored mashed potatoes. Messy? Oh yeah. Yummy? Sure. Nutritious? Hells yeah (potatoes are pretty great). Would I try it at least once? For the luls, sure. However, it’s not something I would want to pattern my life around. Without the vat of potatoes, I would continue to be a complete person who leads a good life.

Just cause I’m not into it doesn’t mean I hate it or look down on others. I just have better things to do.

Reblogged from my personal tumblr. Because of reasons.

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It’s just a phase.

cakeyeahasexuals:

For Rynn

WOOOOH! :D Yay, this is awesome.

cakeyeahasexuals:

For Rynn

WOOOOH! :D Yay, this is awesome.

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Er nerrrrr! Ther ernter ers!

southpawscopic:

Mack wore the most fantastically asexy, hipster tie to today’s meetup!

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acefaces:

doctorcaptainnothing:

Ace Poster 2 by ~Hollabaloo

YUSSSSSS

Because it is my mission in life to be ~~objectionable~~. Oh wait, what I meant to say was ~~accurate~~. Oh wait, what I really meant to say is awesome.

(cake free since 03; that’s right, ruining all the stereotypes. Pie lovers are the deviants of the asexual realm and one day I will be lord of the secretive pie underworld)

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I’ve been trying to think of some witty little phrase to improve the pure ace-splosion that is this cake, but yeah. No words. Just nomming with my eyes.

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I have no idea what show this is from so I’m just going to fill in the blanks as I see them:

Mutual cake attraction followed by a steamy asexy romance which blossoms until some third party pie-lover comes between them creating delectable drama. Also, with the cinematography of a cheap soap opera and a food fight near the climax.

(They should totally eat cake together)

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Nikola Tesla: the original asexy hipster.

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thatfunnyblog:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

This woman speaks wisdom.

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Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

What do you think of kissing?

I think of kissing like I think of math. Sounds great in theory, though I’m probably terrible at the execution. No way to know for sure because I’ve never done it/had a tutor, but I am open to the idea.

Here’s a fun little factoid:

Kissing (at least romantic kissing) isn’t ubiquitous to the human race; it’s a form of affection that developed in some cultures but not in others (to name just one, the Japanese didn’t kiss before having contact with western culture). Even today there are cultures that do not kiss, or who only associate kissing with infants or polite greeting.