Asexy Pontification #9000

asexyderp:

Sex to me isn’t something bad, it’s just something rather strange and irrelevant. Imagine something bizarre but totally harmless, like being dipped into a giant vat of warm garlic flavored mashed potatoes. Messy? Oh yeah. Yummy? Sure. Nutritious? Hells yeah (potatoes are pretty great). Would I try it at least once? For the luls, sure. However, it’s not something I would want to pattern my life around. Without the vat of potatoes, I would continue to be a complete person who leads a good life. 

Just cause I’m not into it doesn’t mean I hate it or look down on others. I just have better things to do. 

Reblogged from my personal tumblr. Because of reasons. 

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It’s just a phase.

I’ve been trying to think of some witty little phrase to improve the pure ace-splosion that is this cake, but yeah. No words. Just nomming with my eyes. 

I’ve been trying to think of some witty little phrase to improve the pure ace-splosion that is this cake, but yeah. No words. Just nomming with my eyes. 

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thatfunnyblog:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

This woman speaks wisdom.

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Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

What do you think of kissing?

I think of kissing like I think of math. Sounds great in theory, though I’m probably terrible at the execution. No way to know for sure because I’ve never done it/had a tutor, but I am open to the idea. 

Here’s a fun little factoid:

Kissing (at least romantic kissing) isn’t ubiquitous to the human race; it’s a form of affection that developed in some cultures but not in others (to name just one, the Japanese didn’t kiss before having contact with western culture). Even today there are cultures that do not kiss, or who only associate kissing with infants or polite greeting.

Asked by threecheersforqueers threecheersforqueers

your blog is fantastic!

Thanks! It’s great that people like this place. If anyone has macro/funny ideas, feel free to submit them. :D

Anonymous asked you: Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale? 0=Exclusively heterosexual, 1-5=Range of bisexuality, 6=Exclusively homosexual, X=Asexual, n/a=Other (specify) Kinsey scale is shit. For it’s day it was great, but it’s not 1948 anymore. We should move beyond this standard. Many people find the mention of asexuality validating, but we truly are an afterthought in this model, separated as a static anomaly. I find scales like this a bit more accurate.  Oh shit, was I just being all serious? My god, people, school lasts only one more week. Just gotta hang in there one more week, then I’m driving up to a hot springs in the mountains, making more videos, then drawing till my hand falls off!

Anonymous asked you:

Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale? 0=Exclusively heterosexual, 1-5=Range of bisexuality, 6=Exclusively homosexual, X=Asexual, n/a=Other (specify)

Kinsey scale is shit. For it’s day it was great, but it’s not 1948 anymore. We should move beyond this standard. Many people find the mention of asexuality validating, but we truly are an afterthought in this model, separated as a static anomaly. I find scales like this a bit more accurate. 

Oh shit, was I just being all serious? My god, people, school lasts only one more week. Just gotta hang in there one more week, then I’m driving up to a hot springs in the mountains, making more videos, then drawing till my hand falls off!

Inspired by a recent wave of douchebagery. :) Also, sorry for long absences. School + internship + work = craziness. I’m also starting to vlog with an ace group called Acesomniacs. I’ll provide linkage when we go live (which should be soon). :) 

Inspired by a recent wave of douchebagery. :) Also, sorry for long absences. School + internship + work = craziness. 

I’m also starting to vlog with an ace group called Acesomniacs. I’ll provide linkage when we go live (which should be soon). :) 

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