Asexy Pontification #9000
Sex to me isn’t something bad, it’s just something rather strange and irrelevant. Imagine something bizarre but totally harmless, like being dipped into a giant vat of warm garlic flavored mashed potatoes. Messy? Oh yeah. Yummy? Sure. Nutritious? Hells yeah (potatoes are pretty great). Would I try it at least once? For the luls, sure. However, it’s not something I would want to pattern my life around. Without the vat of potatoes, I would continue to be a complete person who leads a good life.
Just cause I’m not into it doesn’t mean I hate it or look down on others. I just have better things to do.
Reblogged from my personal tumblr. Because of reasons.
I’ve been trying to think of some witty little phrase to improve the pure ace-splosion that is this cake, but yeah. No words. Just nomming with my eyes.
(Source: fuckyeahawesomefood)
9th District Court of Appeals has announced that the ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional
Posting this. Not my usual hipster/funny or anything, but damn exciting. Here’s the actual summary. The last paragraph is boss.
The panel majority determined that in taking away the designation of “marriage,” while leaving in place all the substantive rights and responsibilities of same-sex partners, Proposition 8 could not have reasonably been enacted to promote childrearing by biological parents, to encourage responsible procreation, to proceed with caution in social change, to protect religious liberty, or to control the education of schoolchildren. The panel majority concluded that Proposition 8 server no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California, and to officially reclassify their relationship and families as inferior to those of opposite-sex couples…
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
What do you think of kissing?
I think of kissing like I think of math. Sounds great in theory, though I’m probably terrible at the execution. No way to know for sure because I’ve never done it/had a tutor, but I am open to the idea.
Here’s a fun little factoid:
Kissing (at least romantic kissing) isn’t ubiquitous to the human race; it’s a form of affection that developed in some cultures but not in others (to name just one, the Japanese didn’t kiss before having contact with western culture). Even today there are cultures that do not kiss, or who only associate kissing with infants or polite greeting.
Asked by threecheersforqueers threecheersforqueers
your blog is fantastic!
Thanks! It’s great that people like this place. If anyone has macro/funny ideas, feel free to submit them. :D
Shit People Say to Asexuals
It’s a great video. Also, I’m in it for about 2 seconds.
I’ll have 10, please!
Explaination:
A somewhat common phrase among the ace community says something to the effect of ‘if you offer an asexual sex or cake, they’ll choose the cake.’
It’s from this line of thinking that cake has become such a fixation within the ace community, to the point of emulating and/or mocking the mainstream obsession with sex.
And so it is, my mind has begun to explore the idea that cake is sex for asexuals. Mind you, I’m not going to go all Paula Deen on y’all, but it’s a funny train of thought my demented brain has been mulling over.
There’s more coming. :D Oh so much more…
Impulse doodle. Also, it’s true. (if you feel left out of my freakishly oversimplified model of love, understand I was going for brevity and I can only put my homework off for so long)
subtlefire submitted an awesome idea! :D
I edited the font to keep it consistent with the previous styles. The font used is Impact in allcaps with a white border.
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