Sex to me isn’t something bad, it’s just something rather strange and irrelevant. Imagine something bizarre but totally harmless, like being dipped into a giant vat of warm garlic flavored mashed potatoes. Messy? Oh yeah. Yummy? Sure. Nutritious? Hells yeah (potatoes are pretty great). Would I try it at least once? For the luls, sure. However, it’s not something I would want to pattern my life around. Without the vat of potatoes, I would continue to be a complete person who leads a good life.
Just cause I’m not into it doesn’t mean I hate it or look down on others. I just have better things to do.
Reblogged from my personal tumblr. Because of reasons.
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
I think of kissing like I think of math. Sounds great in theory, though I’m probably terrible at the execution. No way to know for sure because I’ve never done it/had a tutor, but I am open to the idea.
Asked by threecheersforqueers threecheersforqueers
Thanks! It’s great that people like this place. If anyone has macro/funny ideas, feel free to submit them. :D
A somewhat common phrase among the ace community says something to the effect of 'if you offer an asexual sex or cake, they'll choose the cake.'
It’s from this line of thinking that cake has become such a fixation within the ace community, to the point of emulating and/or mocking the mainstream obsession with sex.
And so it is, my mind has begun to explore the idea that cake is sex for asexuals. Mind you, I’m not going to go all Paula Deen on y’all, but it’s a funny train of thought my demented brain has been mulling over.
There’s more coming. :D Oh so much more…
Impulse doodle. Also, it’s true. (if you feel left out of my freakishly oversimplified model of love, understand I was going for brevity and I can only put my homework off for so long)
subtlefire submitted an awesome idea! :D
I edited the font to keep it consistent with the previous styles. The font used is Impact in allcaps with a white border.
Inspired by a recent wave of douchebagery. :) Also, sorry for long absences. School + internship + work = craziness.
I’m also starting to vlog with an ace group called Acesomniacs. I’ll provide linkage when we go live (which should be soon). :)